Gethin:Sadie, this is Taj Badalandabad, our new head of house.
Sadie:Alright me ol' mucker, have a shake then I ain't got the clap or nothing.
Gethin:She means Handshake.
Taj:Of course, of course, Hi.
Gethin:Sadie is a cockney. It takes time to understand her words, they fit in her mouth funny.
Taj:Lucky words. You enjoying your time at Camford, Sadie?
Sadie:Yeah, It's alright. Blokes here are a bit stuffy here though. I mean I never thought it would be so hard finding someone worth slapping the ol' panhandle. You know, giving a blowjob. Nothing like getting your tongue around a nice fat one. Sliding it in, and out, in, and out, in, and out, in, and out. Milking it like a cow until it explodes in the back of your mouth.
Taj:Wow, I must have an amazing ear for dialects. I understood everything she said perfectly!
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